Title Titillation

You know - I'm one of those people who doesn't write a title to fit the post...the post has to fit its title.  In fact, composition revolves around my title.  But today, after witnessing our less than stellar play, our victory, and various opinions out there in the Arsenal blogsphere, I've decided that my post will be composed (mainly) of possible titles.  Which one do you think fits best?

1. Arsenal 3 - 1 Partizan...the Spanking That Wasn't
2. Arsene Throws Another Water Bottle in Show of Confidence in Qualification
3. So Wenger's Philosophy Works...Gulp!
4. Fans Riot as Arsenal Win!
5. Arsenal Qualify for Champions League Sweet Sixteen for 11th Straight Year...We Suck!
6. Arsene Must Go As Arsenal Win 3 - 1
7. Gibbs Unpredictedly and Shockingly Injured  - by the Turf!
8. Arshavin Surprisingly Sluggish in 3-1 Triumph
9. Arsenal Only British Team Not to Win Group...Yes They Finally Called Us British!
10. Robin van Persie Does NOT Injure Knees in Goal Celebration
11. Denilson Shaves Head  in Hopes of Increasing His Pace...Experiment Fails Miserably
12. Song and Denilson...the Non-Dynamic Duo
13. Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Real Madrid, and Shalke Dread Drawing Arsenal
14. Nifty Nasri Continues Scoring Streak for Lucky Arsenal
15. French Defensive Pair Not Speaking the Same Language
16. Third Win at Home Adds to Doubts for Supporters
17. Arsenal Manage A Weak Win With a 3-1 Scoreline
18. Go  Braga! -No... Go Shaktar!...No...Go Braga!
19. Eboue Shows Off New Calisthenic Warm Ups
20. A Balanced View:  We Won and For Now That's Good Enough

That about sums it up for me.  If you have a title that suits the game better, feel free to submit it in the comment section.  There's no game this weekend which means no preview until Sunday.  If there are interesting things to discuss in the meantime, I'll be back.  Until then, have a good one Gooners.